![]() The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. “For any of you who don’t know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. “Avoid employing unlucky people – throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.” I can only think of: Don’t sit on a wall, if you’re an egg.” “I’ve never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. ![]() Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. “Same sex marriage is not a gay privilege, it’s equal rights. “Do commandos not wear pants? They must wear pants, don’t they?” No I am, I’m half French half English and um I’ve got qualities of both, French and English which is good, so um… I am crap in bed but at least I’ve got bad breath.” “I can have a go at the French cause I’m half French half English with a stupid name like Gervais.
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